forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
fcebk: wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies Yes but replace brownies with pizza.
Pretty sure I got all my white girl dance moves from The Emperors New Groove.
do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
Why am I sitting in a parking lot right now crying my eyes out?
beyoncebeytwice: when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
cosmo sex tip #669
floralnymph: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”